Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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