I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
