Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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