Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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