Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
