That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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