is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Idk if I want to put a bra on
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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