we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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