Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I need a beard to bite.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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