I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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