Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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