Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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