ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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