Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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