jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Say something about gay babies.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
bring money and cleavage
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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