is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Michael Bay diarrhea
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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