so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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