so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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