It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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