So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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