At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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