Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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