you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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