lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Even my vagina gasped.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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