Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
