im gay
i know
yea but for you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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