i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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