You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
