So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Mom said you looked used
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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