We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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