so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
