Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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