I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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