West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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