So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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