As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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