ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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