just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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