Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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