No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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