Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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