You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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