i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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