My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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