dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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