I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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