I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Someone signed my nipple.
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