hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
