Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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