just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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